Get up, Stand up, on second thought sit back down

So sorry about the lack of posting, I, uh, I stopped in honor of black history month. Or that's what I'm telling myself anyway.

Today I tried to do some stand-up comedy for the first time in years. At the world-famous Improv here in L.A. Unfortunately, I didn't make it on to the list. You just put your name on a slip of paper and I guess they pull it out of a hat or something. Nobody I asked really knew how they decide who gets stage time. I'll have to try again soon.

Oh, also, update on the car. I have a new one. The police still have not found the old one. The new one is pretty snazzy though and I got it for a song.

Meanwhile, I am finally auditioning again for studio stuff. I have an audition for a co-star on Entourage tomorrow. I am a reporter on the red carpet who says "Vince! Vince! Can we ask you some questions?"

This could be my big break.